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A collection of 52,678 words of overelaborate metaphors and unconvincing pseudo-French.

Completed as part of National Novel Writing Month 2009 (NaNoWriMo) — a month-long (inter)national event in which participants aim to write 50,000 words of fiction within one month.

Sans thé Épidémique documents a few days in the lives of a handful of residents and visitors of Apéritif as they attempt to escape the wrath of a grey-haired horde, inexplicably intent upon violently expressing their discontent at the late arrival of a number of public transportation services.

Praise for Sans thé Épidémique:

“Better than some blogs”

“Unsure of its own agenda.”

“Owes more to Ms. Rowling than ever it will admit.”

Let Rory know if you have some kind of inexplicable urge to read this dribble.