Sans thé Épidémique
A collection of 52,678 words of overelaborate metaphors and unconvincing pseudo-French.
Completed as part of National Novel Writing Month 2009 (NaNoWriMo) — a month-long (inter)national event in which participants aim to write 50,000 words of fiction within one month.
Sans thé Épidémique documents a few days in the lives of a handful of residents and visitors of Apéritif as they attempt to escape the wrath of a grey-haired horde, inexplicably intent upon violently expressing their discontent at the late arrival of a number of public transportation services.
Praise for Sans thé Épidémique:
“Better than some blogs”
“Unsure of its own agenda.”
“Owes more to Ms. Rowling than ever it will admit.”